MICHAEL HALVORSEN

This kid named Michael Halvorsen once had a site, then he realized he didn't want everyone searching for his name in Google and finding him.

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So Why Hide?Michael Decided to Hide Because:He didn't want to get into trouble with potential employers who would search his name on the internet. He also hid from his family who would be terribly disgusted at his lifestyle. Michael is also in hiding from several girls that have been given the title, "DON'T ANSWER" in his phone. He even has moms searching his name. CREEPY.

The Future?Michael Doesn't Like YouMichael has no plans to resurrect his once famous site. He has no plans to return using his namesake. He doesn't want to be found so stop searhing for his name in Google becasue you aren't going to find anything. You might, however, run across the other Michael Halvorsen on the interweb, but thats not this Michael Halvorsen.

Where Is I?As stated, Michael is in Internet "hiding." He is so well hidden that it would be easier for you to find Bin Laden. You might find a few homemade porn video's on the interent that star Michael, but chances are they are faked (about a 100% chance). You might even find Michael Halvorsen merchandise, but it too will be fake counterfeit junk from China.

Now What?GO FUCK YOURSELF & GET A LIFE Michael is keeping this domain name indefinately as he fears it will be bought up by some shit fuck advertising company. He doesn't want to have to pay $50k to get his namesake domain name back again, even though he has no plans to return to the interweb using his name.